Argentine Model and TV Host Luciana Salazar Allegedly Stars In Sex Tape. We Will Watch This Alleged Performance Over And Over To Verify.

Argentine model and TV host Luciana Salazar is, allegedly, the subject of a new sex tape we totally have not been watching over and over all morning. It's supposedly an "amateur" tape, but it looks suspiciously professional to us. Not that we'd know a damn thing about filming ourselves having sex on a rooftop in Brookl-. So, hey. Um. We're going to have to do probe a little deeper. Um, regarding this tape. You know. For scientific purposes. Click here to help us in our research. Not Safe For Work, obviously. Unless you work in the porn industry. Or at Guanabee.