Argentine Model and TV Host Luciana Salazar Allegedly Stars In Sex Tape. We Will Watch This Alleged Performance Over And Over To Verify.

29 November 2007, 1:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez

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Argentine model and TV host Luciana Salazar is, allegedly, the subject of a new sex tape we totally have not been watching over and over all morning. It’s supposedly an “amateur” tape, but it looks suspiciously professional to us. Not that we’d know a damn thing about filming ourselves having sex on a rooftop in Brookl-. So, hey. Um. We’re going to have to do probe a little deeper. Um, regarding this tape. You know. For scientific purposes.

Click here to help us in our research. Not Safe For Work, obviously. Unless you work in the porn industry. Or at Guanabee.

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  1. (+1)
    xica xicana wrote

    I thought the rule of thumb was no porn til its officially the afternoon!!! p.s. i don’t think it’s her, though her tetas are so ginormous , fake and porno-star-ish.

  2. Alex Alvarez
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    ...dijo Alex wrote

    @ xica xicana: There’s also some rule about no drinking before noon, right? Or before breakfast? Or at your grandmother’s wake? Or while you’re giving birth? Something like that. We choose to disregard that sort of thing.

  3. (+1)
    conga wrote

    not luciana
    thise are so not her lovely boobs! :-(

  4. (+1)
    ella wrote

    No porn before noon? Now you tell me.

  5. (+1)
    rebekah wrote

    I have to download this shit to watch it? No thanks

  6. (+1)
    ponte wrote

    it’s in english, why would it be in english?

  7. (+1)
    john wrote

    can anyone e-mail me the video pls?

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