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Argentine Model and TV Host Luciana Salazar Allegedly Stars In Sex Tape. We Will Watch This Alleged Performance Over And Over To Verify.

Argentine model and TV host Luciana Salazar is, allegedly, the subject of a new sex tape we totally have not been watching over and over all morning. It’s supposedly an “amateur” tape, but it looks suspiciously professional to us. Not that we’d know a damn thing about filming ourselves having sex on a rooftop in Brookl-. So, hey. Um. We’re going to have to do probe a little deeper. Um, regarding this tape. You know. For scientific purposes.

Click here to help us in our research. Not Safe For Work, obviously. Unless you work in the porn industry. Or at Guanabee.

I thought the rule of thumb was no porn til its officially the afternoon!!! p.s. i don’t think it’s her, though her tetas are so ginormous , fake and porno-star-ish.

Posted by xica xicana | November 29, 2007

@ xica xicana: There’s also some rule about no drinking before noon, right? Or before breakfast? Or at your grandmother’s wake? Or while you’re giving birth? Something like that. We choose to disregard that sort of thing.

Posted by ...dijo Alex | November 29, 2007

not luciana
thise are so not her lovely boobs! :-(

Posted by conga | November 29, 2007

No porn before noon? Now you tell me.

Posted by ella | November 29, 2007

I have to download this shit to watch it? No thanks

Posted by rebekah | November 30, 2007

it’s in english, why would it be in english?

Posted by ponte | December 03, 2007

can anyone e-mail me the video pls?

Posted by john | July 11, 2008