Behold The Second Biggest Diva Of All Time: Denissa

Iris Chacón she ain’t, but Denissa, a Puerto Rican stripper “singer” and “dancer” is one of the few things that has been able to lift us from the pre-sangivin funk we’ve been in today [Ed. Note: And by funk we mean hangover]. Suddenly, the usual shattered expectations, awkward dinner table silences, incessant prying into one’s personal life, binge eating, and lack of strong booze that we’ll have to endure for the next three days seems almost bearable. Behold the magic of that hair that had to occupy a weavologist for hours! Marvel at her vocal “ability” while she sings about a cat or some shit! Gawk at the pleather hot-pant clad backup dancers. Denissa is chichotastic-chongalicious hot.

Denissa- El Gatito [YouTube]