Beyond (Around) The Barrio: Expensive-Ass Dog Runs From Swanky Loft To The Ruff Streets Of NYC. *Chortle*
6 November 2007, 3:35 PM. By Alex Alvarez
A dog owner in New York City is offering up a $10,000 reward in an effort to retrieve Chloe, a black lab who made a run for freedom over the weekend:
$10,000 REWARD!!
Black Labrador Retriever Lost On 11/04/07
Chloe, 3yr Old Girl, Very Friendly, Disappeared From My Loft During A Move Today.
$10,000 Reward, No Questions Asked
She Possibly Went Outside While My Doors Were Open. She Did Not Have A Collar On. She Has A Slight Cough From An Allergy.
Ok, first of all. “From my loft?” We don’t know who this person is, but we hate ‘em with a burning intensity. “Between Bleecker and W. Houston.” Man, fuck you and your loft and your $10,000 dog. (Bitter? Perhaps. Our former apartment was made of cardboard and urine. And we had to live with “artists.”) Second, be real. This is New York City. Chloe was probably turned into paté under the wheel of a cab not less than ten minutes after running away.
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ajajajaj
“artists”
great.
My friend Carlos found this horrible looking perro just off Houston and Lafayette Street satruday afternoon , the damn thing was snezzing and coughing like if he was from El DF.
It was fun when he tied some Tekate beer cans to his tail and saw him going all loco playing with the some Domenican Sakeboarders in the lower east side , so much fun, until this dude with an old van which read:
“Taqueria La Costeña, autenticos Tacos de Barbacoa,Queens NY” suddenly stoped and rescued the poor thing and gladly put him on his van with a wide grin.
Damn, I think Carlos lost the chance to send his family some of the 10,000 varos
@ Chilango: That was awesome. I’m laughing so hard right now! In my loft. While feeding my dog champagne mingled with the tears of poor people.