Beyond The Barrio: Crazy Memphis Transvestite Gang Will Tear Your Weave Out

Police in Memphis -are on the lookout for- found three transvestites who wrought havoc on a local McDonald’s on Sunday night and terrorized drive-thru worker Martez Brisco:

“Men trying to look like women, drag queens, transvestites is what they were,” Brisco said.

There was an argument at the window and that’s when things started to get a little strange.

“They come to the window, tap, tap, tap. I’m still ignoring them. I guess that just pissed them off worser,” Brisco said.

Clutch tight to your pearls, though, because things are about to get a whole lot more fabulous:

Three men, dressed as women, jumped out of the car, ran into the restaurant armed with a tire iron, and started swinging at employees, but not before they disrobed, kicking off their stiletto boots, hoop earrings, and jackets.

“They just decided they wanted to start a fight with the crew at McDonald’s here. They began to get ready to fight taking clothing off to fight,” said Lt. Trevor Tisby with Memphis Police Department.

Oh merciful heavens. How did this all get resolved? Well, as with any good fight, it always ends with a stream of hot grease to the face:

As the fight carried on, the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at the men. One of the men retaliated, smacking the manager in the head with a wet floor sign sending him away in an ambulance.

What we would have given to have been at that McDonald’s! The only thing that ever happens when we go is a homeless man ends up urinating by the front door and then asks to take us home. Then come the tears. And the vomiting. And, finally, the cuddling.

Police on the look out for cross-dressing crooks [Action News 5]