Brazilian Underwear Model Makes Us Feel Uncomfortable Down Below

Prepare to know more about Brazilian model Selita Ebanks than you ever wanted. Unless you subscribe to “ModelPubicHairHottt.com.” In which case, you’re welcome in advance:

No model glittered at Thursday’s Victoria’s Secret show in L.A. like Selita Ebanks, who wore a $4.5 million bra and panties bedecked with 9,000 jewels. “Of course, you feel like a million bucks,” she told The News’ Jo Piazza, “but the diamonds between my legs pinch, so it is like getting a Brazilian wax every two seconds.”

Ow. Selita, diamonds are not meant for wearing as undergarments. They are meant for throwing down at poor people passing beneath your gilded penthouse while you laugh maniacally and eat caviar off a naked Swede.

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