Tests conducted by biologists at Texas State University show the gruesome dog/pig/Marc Anthony head belonging to a 40 pound, hairless creature found dead in a Texas woman’s backyard is not a Chupacabra, but a regular ol’ Texas coyote:

“The DNA sequence is a virtually identical match to DNA from the coyote,” biologist Mike Forstner said in a statement. “This is probably the answer a lot of folks thought might be the outcome. I, myself, really thought it was a domestic dog, but the Cuero Chupacabra is a Texas Coyote.”

40 pounds and hairless, eh. You guys sure its not Marc?

Mythical, bloodsucking beast just a coyote [MSNBC]

Earlier: Even CNN Has Slow News Days: The Chupacabra Report