Chupacabra Head Lends New Meaning To The Phrase “Coyote Ugly”

2 November 2007, 4:45 PM. By Alex Alvarez

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Tests conducted by biologists at Texas State University show the gruesome dog/pig/Marc Anthony head belonging to a 40 pound, hairless creature found dead in a Texas woman’s backyard is not a Chupacabra, but a regular ol’ Texas coyote:

“The DNA sequence is a virtually identical match to DNA from the coyote,” biologist Mike Forstner said in a statement. “This is probably the answer a lot of folks thought might be the outcome. I, myself, really thought it was a domestic dog, but the Cuero Chupacabra is a Texas Coyote.”

40 pounds and hairless, eh. You guys sure its not Marc?

Mythical, bloodsucking beast just a coyote [MSNBC]

Earlier: Even CNN Has Slow News Days: The Chupacabra Report

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  1. (+1)
    manolo wrote
    2 years ago

    Really, if you put a big ham next to it it might be more Marc Anthonish.

    Reply
  2. (+1)
    liz wrote
    2 years ago

    LOL @ marc anthony…hilarious.

    Reply
  3. (+1)
    bustasqwer wrote
    One year ago

    Chupacabra video
    http://www.goingon.com/permalink/post/28631

    beware :Chupacabra scary

    Reply
  4. (+1)
    Susan wrote
    One year ago

    oh my goodness that thing looks like a coyote with mange!
    help the poor thing…

    Reply
  5. (+1)
    l;laj;joajl;asdaj wrote
    One year ago

    this suck is fake!!

    Reply

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