Renowned and beloved star of stage and screen, Eva Longoria, recently annoyed employees of L.A.’s Chateu Marmont when she rearranged the dining room’s furniture so she could sit by Posh Spice:

“Eva ran straight over to Posh and started pulling up chairs around a big table so they could sit together,” said our spy. “The host was furious. She told Eva, ‘You cannot bring any more chairs over here. This is a dining room.’ Eva didn’t listen to her, and a head server had to start pulling the chairs from her and move them back to the dining area so people with reservations could sit.”

Eva is just like a little Yorkie: Both look kind of cute from far away, both resemble rats upon closer inspection, both won’t ever shut up no matter how many balls you throw their way and both pee on your bed incessantly.

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