Doctor Orders Pregnant J-Lo To “Back That Ass Up. Into A Chair.”

Jennifer Lopez is under doctors’ orders to slow down her hectic-ass lifestyle, as all her -waddling- running around may effect the health of her rumored twins:

The Latino diva who recently announced her pregnancy and is rumoured to be carrying twins, has been instructed by doctors to take a break from the showbiz lifestyle after noticing blood spots in her urine and being taken to hospital as a result.

A source close to the star says, “She’s petrified that something could go wrong (with her pregnancy). (The hospital visit) really shook her up. If she lost the babies, her life would be shattered.”

See? When Jennifer Lopez makes a movie, sings a song, or designs yet another velour tracksuit, no one wins. But she just won’t listen. Think of the babies, J-Lo!:

According to People magazine, the singer issued a statement through her representative, dismissing reports of health problems.

The statement said: “Despite erroneous reports of Jennifer Lopez having difficulties with her pregnancy, we are happy to confirm she is very healthy and continuing with her schedule as planned.”

Preventative measures? Jennifer? Please? Do you really want to bring children into a world where Gigli 2 exists?

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