WednesdayNovember282007

Eva Longoria Gets New Tattoo, Practically Signs Divorce Papers

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Actress Eva Longoria tattooed her wedding date, VII VII MMVII, on her wrist. She married basketball player Tony Parker over the summer… and will totes probs divorce him in the near future. “Love” tats are a death knell to a relationship. Ladies. Gentlemen. Others. This is never a good idea. Do you know how long, expensive and painful a process it is to cover up that “Pablo’s Girl” neck tattoo you got that one time in St. Mark’s in the midst of a tequila binge? Or the “If Found, Return To Steve” you mysteriously had on your lower back the next morning? Hours, hundreds and excruciatingly.

El nuevo tatuaje de Eva Longoria [TV y Espectáculos]

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I drank too much last night ( doing personal research on that mexi-american drinking study) and this hangover is making me mean, spiteful and catty, so here:

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Pocachica, Guanabee loves you so hard.

@Pocachica: I loved the The Secret of NIMH. Lab rats rock!

@alex
getting guanalove has lessend the effects of my cruda.

@guana
I loved that movie too, it was so strange and mysterious AND there’s a character named Nicodemus-priceless.

Tattoo = Trash

Eva was so beautiful.

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