Cuban-American actress Eva Mendes is the newest face of italian liquor Campari. Her ad campaign, which features dresses by the likes of Roberto Cavalli and Alberta Ferretti, draws on popular fairy tales like “Little Red Riding Hood” and “Puss in Boots.” Haha. Euphemism alert! We think Camapri tastes like red, liquid death, but we’d literally drink it out of her bellybutton if she asked us to.

Eva Mendes Does Campari [Lossip]