Former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres Doesn’t Want To Answer Your Stupid Questions

Former Miss Universe and current Puerto Rican pseudo-famous person Dayanara Torres refused to answer questions about former husband and current anemic-looking person Marc Anthony’s new baby:

The tension was thick in the press room for the 8th Annual Latin GRAMMYs in Las Vegas when a journalist asked Dayanara Torres how her kids would feel about having a new half-brother or sister.

“I respectfully ask that you don’t ask me those kinds of questions. It’s been four years since I got divorced…If you want to know something about me or my career, you’re welcome [to ask],” the former Miss Universe, 32, said.

That was handled in a pretty classy way. Some of us would have ripped our dresses open and spewed poison fire at the press. But, then again, some of us are always looking for excuses to rip our dresses. And breathe fire. Still, we have to wonder, isn’t Dayanara more famous for being Marc Anthony’s ex than for having won Miss Universe? Isn’t the basis of her fame, and subsequent “career,” the fact that she was able to kiss that little withered face without also turning into a zombified naked mole rat?

Dayanara Torres Gets Annoyed With the Press [People en Español]