Guanabee Commenter Shout Out: Rebekah, We'd Like To Bore You Over (After) A Pabst Blue Ribbon, If You'll Let Us
You know those moments, right at that time when night and day meld into an eerily quiet twilight, when you find yourself all alone in your queen-size bed, clutching your knees to your chest and silently mouthing “No one will ever understand” while rocking back and forth? Well, we don’t, of course, but if we did, we’re pretty sure that only one thing could ever bring us out of our deep, spiraling depression. Sweet, supple Rebekah:
Re: El Mariachi Hitler: A Jewmexican’s Worst Nightmare
not even a little funny… BORING!
Re: Race Car Driver Helio Castroneves Wins “Dancing With The Stars.” Duh, It’s Science.
Boring post, who cares (commenting just to comment)?
yeah, so whats your point?
WOW! I’m impressed you guys didn’t even mention or hate on fidel, which would naturally lead to a rant about Hugo… Very cool. I feel infinitely better about my new favorite website and whats more, I love to comment excessively (lucky guanabee readers)! So for now, “I ain’t mad at cha”
Wait… what? That doesn’t sound like our Beks.
Oh yeah, I forgot - Viva Chavez!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, there you are, you little minx!
Rebekah, baby, we’d like to buy you a Pabst and have the opportunity to bore you like no one’s ever bored you before. We hope this doesn’t scare you off, but, damn it! We can’t help ourselves: We love you.
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Cindy Casares
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Alex Alvarez
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Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
- Editor at Large
Daniel Mauser
What a nurturing shoutout! It’s like wearing a being comforted by a gorgeous hairshirt.
You guys are a sadomasochist’s delight, Guanabee!
Oh….congratulations, Rebekah!!! Keep on keepin’ on!
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | November 30, 2007
fucking chavistas are humorless
Posted by ponte | November 30, 2007
@ponte: and so are agressive namecalling jibes.
Posted by pocho_guey_al_norte | November 30, 2007
yeah, so what’s your point?
Boring post.
Go Hugo!
Posted by pocachica | November 30, 2007
I heart attack Rebekah.
Posted by ella | November 30, 2007
You forgot her response to the Luciana Salazar porn link
“I have to download this shit to watch it? No thanks”
Never bite a porn horse in the mouth, Rebekah.
Posted by El Bulto | November 30, 2007
I seriously think Rebekah is my mother’s handle. Mom? You there?
Posted by Bosrican | November 30, 2007
Rebekah is a modern-day Ignatius C. Reilly, and Guanabee is the picture show she mocks and (ironically) from which she cannot stay away.
If she starts a worker’s crusade, I am in. I love Pabst. ;)
Posted by diabolik | December 01, 2007
Ignatius is one of my favorite characters ever. He is fucking brilliant!
Posted by pocachica | December 01, 2007
wow, this ALMOST left me speechless (as pathetic as this sounds,really touched too)…as for the PBR- Bikini Lounge or Club Congress- YOU pick… And don’t worry guys, mama ain’t goin’ nowheres (for now)!!!
Posted by rebekah | December 01, 2007
@ella: you deserve a shout out for that snark attack.
Posted by el smrtmnky | December 01, 2007
Yeah, she’s a little vixen, that one. Just be nice to Caribbean Latinos, Rebekah.
Posted by Guana Bust A Nut | December 02, 2007