Guanabee Commenter Shout Out: Rebekah, We’d Like To Bore You Over (After) A Pabst Blue Ribbon, If You’ll Let Us
30 November 2007, 4:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
You know those moments, right at that time when night and day meld into an eerily quiet twilight, when you find yourself all alone in your queen-size bed, clutching your knees to your chest and silently mouthing “No one will ever understand” while rocking back and forth? Well, we don’t, of course, but if we did, we’re pretty sure that only one thing could ever bring us out of our deep, spiraling depression. Sweet, supple Rebekah:
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not even a little funny… BORING!
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Boring post, who cares (commenting just to comment)?
yeah, so whats your point?
WOW! I’m impressed you guys didn’t even mention or hate on fidel, which would naturally lead to a rant about Hugo… Very cool. I feel infinitely better about my new favorite website and whats more, I love to comment excessively (lucky guanabee readers)! So for now, “I ain’t mad at cha”
Wait… what? That doesn’t sound like our Beks.
Oh yeah, I forgot - Viva Chavez!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, there you are, you little minx!
Rebekah, baby, we’d like to buy you a Pabst and have the opportunity to bore you like no one’s ever bored you before. We hope this doesn’t scare you off, but, damn it! We can’t help ourselves: We love you.
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What a nurturing shoutout! It’s like wearing a being comforted by a gorgeous hairshirt.
You guys are a sadomasochist’s delight, Guanabee!
Oh….congratulations, Rebekah!!! Keep on keepin’ on!
fucking chavistas are humorless
@ponte: and so are agressive namecalling jibes.
yeah, so what’s your point?
Boring post.
Go Hugo!
I heart attack Rebekah.
You forgot her response to the “Luciana Salazar porn link “:http://guanabee.com/2007/11/argentine-model-luciana-cardoz.php#comment-5847.porn
“I have to download this shit to watch it? No thanks”
Never bite a porn horse in the mouth, Rebekah.
I seriously think Rebekah is my mother’s handle. Mom? You there?
Rebekah is a modern-day Ignatius C. Reilly, and Guanabee is the picture show she mocks and (ironically) from which she cannot stay away.
If she starts a worker’s crusade, I am in. I love Pabst. ;)
Ignatius is one of my favorite characters ever. He is fucking brilliant!
wow, this ALMOST left me speechless (as pathetic as this sounds,really touched too)…as for the PBR- Bikini Lounge or Club Congress- YOU pick… And don’t worry guys, mama ain’t goin’ nowheres (for now)!!!
@ella: you deserve a shout out for that snark attack.
Yeah, she’s a little vixen, that one. Just be nice to Caribbean Latinos, Rebekah.