FridayNovember162007

Guatemalan Chicken Restaurant Pollo Campero Gets Together With Wal-Mart To Create A Fat, Greasy Baby

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Guatemalan chicken chain Pollo Campero is set to open up restaurants inside Wal-Mart stores, in an effort to appeal to brown consumers who can’t get through an hour or so of shopping without eating:

Two restaurants s are scheduled to open next year inside Chicago-area Wal-Mart stores. Another Pollo Campero is set to open later in the year at a store about 15 minutes from Wal-Mart’s headquarters in Bentonville, Ark., said Rodolfo Jimenez, executive vice president of
Campero USA.

Now you don’t even have to leave the comfort of your crowded, flourescent jail cell to grab a bucket full of golden fried goodness. Mmm, obesity! Tastes just like chicken. Yeah, who are we kidding? We’d even pay extra to have someone stand over our automized shopping carts and just shovel globs of poultry straight into our waiting mouths.

Latin chicken chain Pollo Campero to open restaurants inside U.S. Wal-Marts [Quick]

Comments

Now tell me something: which is better.

Pollo Campero? Or Pollo Tropical?

What the hell? We have MCDONALDS in our WalMarts. Tell me that that shit is not just as bad. I mean…really now.

Pollo campero is d- lish believe it or not. It could even give Silvia’s on 125th a run for her money serio! You can’t get platano frito AND pollo frito in one place in many restaurants in the U.S.

hey i vote for pollo loco, but old school pollo loco from mexico. not the LA shiz.

OMG, i dream of Pollo Loco from LA. When are they bringing it to NYC?? I read an article that they were. drools And does anyone know where the pollo campero in NYC is?

Mare, according to Wikipedia, NY locations are:
New York

* Brentwood
* Hempstead
* New York City

* Corona in Queens

And, dudes and dudettes, the only good Pollo Campero is only good when is brought to you by the tia or abuelita that’s coming back from a trip to the motherland.

U.S. Pollo Campero just doesn’t taste the same.

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