Jennifer Lopez Confirms Pregnancy, World Lets Out Collective Yawn

Even though pretty much everyone and their mother has already confirmed Jennifer Lopez’s pregnancy, the -singer- -actress- celebrity has finally gone on record saying she is, in fact, knocked up. Lopez made the announcement in the classiest way possible. In front of thousands of concert-goers in Miami:

“Marc and I are expecting a baby!” the glowing singer announced to a shocked audience.

Just as surprised? Husband (and fellow tour headliner) Marc Anthony, who shrugged his shoulders, caressed his wife’s stomach, then leaned over and kissed her belly. “I didn’t know she was going to talk,” he told the crowd.

And then he ate her brains.

Annoying couple. …Or Most Annoying Couple?

It’s Official: Jennifer Lopez Confirms Pregnancy [People]