Hey ladieeeees, Latina magazine is holding a contest to help hook you up with everyone’s favorite Cuban rapper… Pitbull!

The bonus? You’ll be featured with Pitbull in an upcoming issue of Latina magazine and the whole magical night will be videotaped and aired on Latina.com.

Sounds like a horrific publicity stunt super romantic. We’re totally planning on entering! And, if his lyrics are any indication, so is Pitbull:

The night is young, and if you shave (Hey hey hey hey hey) I’ll give you some of this mighty toungue heey..
Be easy, go ahead please me, talk to me sleezy baby (Yeah)
I wanna freak, a monster in bed, last thing I need is a lady

Heey! No.

Win a Date with Pitbull! [Latina Magazine]