





Lourdes “Lola” Leon, Madonna’s daughter (Who is, as you might know, part Cuban. Which parts? The good ones.) is apparently in talks to appear in the next Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and The Perks of Nepotism:
A source said: “Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame.”
“After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing. Offers have poured in - film offers, sponsorship.”
Like the opportunity to be the new face of Frida Kahlo’s cosmetics line? Just kidding, possibly.
She’s Lourdes Voldemort [The Sun]

Hot Damn. Are you sure her daddy isn’t Leonid Brezhnev?
Posted by ella | November 23, 2007
Or is the light moustache and unibrow part that’s Cuban?
Posted by Marco | November 23, 2007
Italians are a very hirsute people too.
Posted by chidolitis | November 23, 2007
Madonna is all about the NO—NO TV, NO CHRISTMAS, and NO WAXING for her brood.
Posted by Patrick | November 23, 2007
Oh man…I’m sorry.
Posted by Manolo | November 23, 2007
seriously, someone needs to work on that facial her. Mach 3 anyone?
Posted by Christian | November 24, 2007
and by her i totally meant hair
Posted by Christian | November 24, 2007
At least bleach it, no?
Posted by Chidolitis | November 25, 2007
She’s only 10, guys. Give the poor little girl a break! (I told my 10 yr. old the same thing!)
Posted by MexicanitaMoliendoCafe | November 25, 2007