FridayNovember232007

Madonna's Daughter To Prove Whether Zero Acting Ability Is Genetic

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Lourdes “Lola” Leon, Madonna’s daughter (Who is, as you might know, part Cuban. Which parts? The good ones.) is apparently in talks to appear in the next Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and The Perks of Nepotism:

A source said: “Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame.”
“After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing. Offers have poured in - film offers, sponsorship.”

Like the opportunity to be the new face of Frida Kahlo’s cosmetics line? Just kidding, possibly.

She’s Lourdes Voldemort [The Sun]

Comments

Hot Damn. Are you sure her daddy isn’t Leonid Brezhnev?

Or is the light moustache and unibrow part that’s Cuban?

Italians are a very hirsute people too.

Madonna is all about the NO—NO TV, NO CHRISTMAS, and NO WAXING for her brood.

Oh man…I’m sorry.

seriously, someone needs to work on that facial her. Mach 3 anyone?

and by her i totally meant hair

At least bleach it, no?

She’s only 10, guys. Give the poor little girl a break! (I told my 10 yr. old the same thing!)

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