A new study by the University of California San Diego revealed that the rates of sexually transmitted diseased among Mexican prostitutes who have sex with gringo johns are higher than those who do not. Orale! The unfuckable American men who have to cross the border to get laid usually pay $30 for unprotected sex versus $20 for sex with a condom, which might explain why the gabacho-lovin’ hookers in Tijuana and Ciudad Juarez have a 50 percent higher rate of syphilis and other STDs. Our privates itch just thinking about it. Steffanie Strathdee, who published the study in the journal Sexually Transmitted Diseases helpfully clarified that it’s not always the bitches’ fault. She told the San Diego Union-Tribune that “the women should not take all the blame.” Really? Cuz we’re all about bang and blame. What?

“Their clients also share some responsibility,” she said. “Some of these men are offering these women more money for sex without a condom, but no one should have to put a price on their health.”

Certainly not. But just to be safe, President Bush should just build a wall around these ho’s chochas already.

Sex with Americans risky for Mexican hookers [San Diego Union-Tribune]