FridayNovember162007

Milana Dravnel: The Homepage

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We wondered what kind of woman would have the balls to sue a guy for not paying her more hush money. Now we know! Straight from the whore’s horse’s mouth, it’s the Milana Dravnel official website. Turns out Milana was born in Siberia in 1985 where she grew up practicing yoga to “clear her mind and soul.” Whoops. Looks like you cleared it right out of your body, Milana! But enough ethics, who does Milana love to work with?

Milana loves to work with creative individuals and those who aim to create fantastic and outstanding ideas. Always interested in working with excellent photographers to produce amazing results that will take both of their careers to a new level.

That level being from extorting stripper to, perhaps, centerfold?

Milana Dravnel’s interests are in TV/Film, Movies, Music Videos, Commercial Print, Editorial, Fashion, Runway, Swimsuit, Artistic (no nudity), Glamour, Fitness, and Promotional.

Well, excuse us. No nudity. Shockingly, there are none of these photographs in her portfolio, which as far as we can see, would be her best selling point. If she could get a few more famous dudes to pose in fishnets, she just might have herself a career.

Milana Dravnel Homepage
Earlier: Oscar De La Hoya Round 10: Stripographer Wishes She Would Have Sold The Photos For More. A Lot More.

Comments

Imagine which other freaks she has put in full body fishnet stockings….Beckham anyone?!

We can only dream.

Guys, do you have anything else to post. Cause you are trying to be sarcastic, but it sounds so stupid…

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