Tired of Luciana Salazar yet? Too bad. The Argentine “glamour model” is a woman who wears many hats. Very little clothing, sure, but a good amount of headgear. A look at Luciana’s Wikipedia entry, which seems, curiously enough, to be written by either a very small child with no hands or an Argentine “glamour model”, shows she is currently working on an album and is also in the process of filming a movie called, of course, Explosive Brigade. Our heads are positively throbbing with delight at the prospect. We predict critics will be gushing over this film. Our pants are- Ok. Stop.

Luciana Salazar [Wikipedia]