Introducing Guanabee's Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational. The contest that pits the cheesy, the unethical, the irrelevant, the loud-mouthed, the talentless and attention-whoring against one another in a tournament-style face off like no other. And each week, your votes will help eliminate contestants until the single most embarrassing Latino is left standing. Read more.

Most Annoying Couple: Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Vs. Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker
Eva & Tony!

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony
JLo & Marc!

Eligibility: Eva’s Tejana from Corpus Christi which makes French hubby Tony Latino by injection. Claim To Fame: Eva plays Gabrielle Solis on “Desperate Housewives” Tony plays guard for the San Antonio Spurs making him, yet again, an honorary Tejano. Why They Are Embarrassing? Tony’s a great athlete who fell prey to the Oscar De La Hoya rock-star wannabe syndrome when he issued a rap album this summer and Eva is the worst actress on a clumsy “Sex and the City” rip-off that we’ve ever seen. And she knows it. Which is why she milked all the magazine time she could get from her wedding this summer, selling exclusive photo rights to OK! magazine for the low, low price of $2 million.		Eligibility: Two Nuyoricans. Jenny from the Bronx and Marc from Manhattan. Claim To Fame: Jennifer “sings” and “acts,” but the real draw is her ass, which appears in most of her work. Marc is a salsero whose first marriage to Dayanara Torres made everyone go, “Damn. How’d he get her?” Why They Are Embarrassing: The relationship is as forced as the Presidential debates on Univision. Which wouldn’t matter if either of them had released any work that resonated with anyone anywhere in the past ten years. “El Cantante”? Not so much. Jenny’s Spanish album featuring a cheesy duet with Marc? Yeah, maybe next time. It’s like they’re embarrassing squared.

its kind of creepy how eva and j-lo have the same skin and hair color. like. orange.

Posted by piruli | November 05, 2007

I voted J. Lo and Marc Anthony because they have had more time to do embarrassing things.

Posted by diabolik | November 05, 2007

In both couples, the males actually have real talent in their respective fields. The females both stink.

But I vote for JLo and Marc because of the shady start to their relationship. Serial cheaters are annoying.

Posted by Latin_Princess | November 05, 2007

JLo and Marc because they are the most annoying couple ever.They’re the hispanic Bobby and Whitney.They’re a diaster waiting to happen

Posted by Yari | November 05, 2007

J.Lo and Marc … It’s such a come down from that hunky tool Ben Affleck … Couldn’t she have gone out and bagged herself another latin hunk or just another hunk in general? … Instead she’s with this controlling zombie.

Posted by Yasuri Yamileth | November 09, 2007