Guess what? Latinos are still embarrassing. Your abuelita still goes to get the paper in chancletas and rollers (and. no. bra.), your Cousin Frankie still wears sleeveless shirts and dates a girl named FanceeDiamanté Garcia-Lopez and Perez Hilton still exists.

The good news is, you still have the opportunity to vote on who, exactly, is the most embarrassing of the bunch in Guanabee’s first ever “Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational.” Attention whores, media clichés, squirmy politicians, and annoying couples. Oh my! It’s just like Noche Buena at our house.