Introducing Guanabee's Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational. The contest that pits the cheesy, the unethical, the irrelevant, the loud-mouthed, the talentless and attention-whoring against one another in a tournament-style face off like no other. And each week, your votes will help eliminate contestants until the single most embarrassing Latino is left standing. Read more.

The polls are now closed for the first half of round one of Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational and the winners are in! The following celebs are embarrassing enough to advance to the next round.

• Worst Attention Whore: Noelia
• Biggest Media Cliche: People en Español
• Squirmiest Politician: Alberto Gonzales
• Most Annoying Couple: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

Congratulations, winners. You now go on to face the winners of round two who will be determined this week. Our condolensces to those who didn’t advance, but everyday’s a new chance to embarrass your people.

Introducing Guanabee’s Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational