The race is pretty close in most of the embarrassing head-to-heads. Noelia is beating Quinceañeras by a nose (or is it another body part???) for Worst Attention Whore, People en Español holds more of the people’s ire than Perez Hilton in the Biggest Media Cliché competition and J-Lo and Marc Anthony are slightly more vomit inducing than Tony Parker and Eva Longoria in the Most Annoying Couple shoot out. But it’s Alberto Gonzales who is turning out to be the real standout with 85% of the people’s disdain. He is wiping the floor with Antonio Villaraigosa’s petty philandering. Don’t agree with the poll? Then do something about it. You’re not an apathetic Hispanic voter, are you? Not on our watch. Democracy now! Get in there and vote. Polls close Sunday.

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