Most Fascist Dictator: Hugo Chavez Vs. Fidel Castro
12 November 2007, 5:00 PM. By Cindy Casares
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Hugo Chavez
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Fidel Castro
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- Eligibility: Venezuelan From Sabaneta, Barinas.
- Claim To Fame:President of Venezuela, but we’re big fans of his music.
- Why He’s Embarrassing: It’s hard to believe the man isn’t a megalomaniac when he’s closing down news stations that report any difference of opinion from his and changing the constitution so that he can be president forever. Plus, most Venezuelans are still, you know, starving and unemployed. Then, of course, there’s the cavorting with movie stars, the television show and the new album. It makes you wonder if he missed his calling as a rockstar. At least then we’d have a 50/50 chance of him wrapping himself around a telephone pole or choking on his own vomit.
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- Eligibility: Cuban from, er, Cuba
- Claim To Fame:President of Cuba, but the White House is obsessed with him because he kicked our asses at the Bay of Pigs.
- Why He’s Embarrassing: Let’s be honest. This guy only embarrassed us for the first 40 years becuse he dared, in our own backyard, to resist U.S. occupation and instead sided with the Russians. But 48 years later, he just looks like an egotistical old man who’d rather die the winner than feed the people he claims to care so much about. Then, of course, there’s the paranoia that accompanies such a position. And the dementia that seems to have set in lately with old age. Oh yeah. And the track suit.
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The tracksuit is sweet!
Damn. Straight even. It’s a nail biter.
Yeah, he did a little more than just resist US pressure by siding with Russia….you know, curtailing personal liberties, throwing people in jail to rot for life just for disagreeing with him, making millions off tourism while the population has to scrap together daily necessities. Let’s not be flip about it.
Chavez is a comemierda, too. But Castro has 50 years of comemierderia on him.
Well, fascist doesn’t really make sense… unless that’s a funny way of saying fashionable, in which case I vote for the Adidas tracksuit. Um, but if you meant crazy megalomaniacal leftist authoritarian i don’t think you could ask for more bang for your bolívares than Hugo.
I agree with Fulanita….
Chavez is a douchebag, but Fidel is the original douchebag!
Hugo looks like he’s telling my fortune.
HUGO CHAVEZ IS ANOTHER FIDEL CASTRO
A CRIMINAL,A DICTATOR ,A LIAR AND HE IS
GOING TO RUIN VENEZUELA.
DOWN WITH CASTRO AND RAUL
FREE ALL CUBAN POLITICAL PRISIONERS!