Mario Lopez

Wilmer Valderrama

• Eligibility:Mexican-American from Southern California
• Claim To Fame: Recently, Mario’s career resurged when he appeared on “Dancing With The Stars,” but he will forever be known as A.C. Slater around here. And who could forget his stint as a drummer on “Kids Incorporated”?
• Why He’s Embarrassing: If you were to personify Mexican cheese, it would have black, Jerry-Curl hair, beady, little eyes and muscular arms popping out of a skin-tight, sleeveless t-shirt. Seriously, could this guy be any more of an International Male model? It’s hard to get rid of Latin stereotypes when Mario’s walking around.

• Eligibility: : Colombian/Venezuelan-American from L.A.
• Claim To Fame: Wilmer became an overnight sensation as the lovable and pathetic Fez on “That 70’s Show,” but it was his off-screen lothario behavior that made everyone go, ewwww.
• Why He’s Embarrassing: Wilmer has slept with more teen pop-tards than any of their White fathers care to think about and his MTV show “Yo Mama” is about as hilarious as cancer. Oh and lest we forget, he is the voice of Disney children’s character, “Handy Manny.” Is anybody sleeping with this guy for a reason other than his money?