Marco Lozano, a Mexican waiter working in Scotland has been thrown in jail for fondling some Scottish ass of some women as they walked by the street. He told the police that he “liked European women as he considered them to be more beautiful than those in his native Mexico.” Whatevs! The punishment for grabbing some highlander booty?: A year in jail and enrollment in the sex offender registry. Fun! Lozano works in a Mexican restaurant called Viva Mexico in the awesomely named Cockburn Street. His defense lawyer pointed out that:

His client, who was said to have been depressed and lonely after losing contact with his children in America, claimed there was no sexual gratification, adding: “His position is he was looking for some kind of response, some reaction. “He told the police he was just playing. ‘That’s what we do in Mexico’ he had said. It was a cultural difference.”

Sexual assault is so misunderstood! The last time we heard “that’s what we do in Mexico” we ended up naked and tied up to an agave plant with escamoles all over our privates. Quaint!

Mexican waiter fondled 12 women [BBC News]