Parade Discovers Eva Longoria Stays Beautiful By Keeping Her Head Empty

Eva Longoria is in this weekend’s issue of your mom’s favorite Sunday circular, Parade, telling us all about the things that make her “beautiful.” Turns out she has a degree in kinesiology. But sometimes even being a gym bunny is, like, too much for her to focus on:

[W]hether it’s circuit training or weight training or kickboxing or core strengthening or whatever [my trainer] decides that day will be kind of a surprise to me. He knows he’s got to keep me interested. I’m easily like, “Ooh, what’s that? A bird is outside.”

Yes. It can be hard to keep all those things in one’s head.

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