Eva Longoria is in this weekend’s issue of your mom’s favorite Sunday circular, Parade, telling us all about the things that make her “beautiful.” Turns out she has a degree in kinesiology. But sometimes even being a gym bunny is, like, too much for her to focus on:

[W]hether it’s circuit training or weight training or kickboxing or core strengthening or whatever [my trainer] decides that day will be kind of a surprise to me. He knows he’s got to keep me interested. I’m easily like, “Ooh, what’s that? A bird is outside.”

Yes. It can be hard to keep all those things in one’s head.

‘I Want to Look Like Demi Moore When I’m 42’ [Parade]