Mexican singer Paulina Rubio and her husband Nicolas Vallejo recently applied for American residency, but were denied because—whoops—they had too many drugs in their system. Reports music mag NME:

Rubio’s test results had traces of marijuana, while her husband Nicolas Vallejo also failed the test when his results showed traces of cocaine, ecstasy and marijuana […]

Trace amounts? Honestly, Paulina, in America, when we tap our rock stars, we like them to bleed heroin like a maple bleeds syrup.

Latina pop star fails drug test for US visa [NME]