Miss Ivy Queen, she whose life is comprised of so much more than sailing on yachts and wearing glamorous leotards, is definitely fierce. And fabulous. Which, you might be aware, are words often used in describing drag queens. Or transvestites. Or transsexual club performers with lips shiny and bright as the glistening hood of a brand new Corvette. Or a brand new pair of labia and hood of a different sort. A club performer like, say, Amanda Lepore. Which got us thinking (and, let’s be honest with ourselves, this is something of an achievement), have you ever seen Ivy Queen and Amanda Lepore in the same room? No, you haven’t. Why? We’ll tell you. Come closer, kitten. Lean in. Ok, back off a little. That’s good right there. Alright, here goes:

Because they are the same person.

We’ve blown your mind, haven’t we? Yeah. Have a cigarette, baby.

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