Wilmer Valderrama

Jessica Alba

• Eligibility: : Colombian/Venezuelan-American from L.A.
• Claim To Fame: Wilmer became an overnight sensation as the lovable and pathetic Fez on “That 70’s Show,” but it was his off-screen lothario behavior that made everyone go, ewwww.
• Why He’s Embarrassing: Wilmer has slept with more teen pop-tards than any of their White fathers care to think about and his MTV show “Yo Mama” is about as hilarious as cancer. Oh and lest we forget, he is the voice of Disney children’s character, “Handy Manny.” Is anybody sleeping with this guy for a reason other than his money?

• Eligibility: Daughter of a Mexican-American Dad and Dutch/French-American Mom from California.
• Claim To Fame: America fell in love with Jessica as Max Guevara on Fox’s “Dark Angel,” but despite the success she experienced with that dark character, she tends to warm more to her white side.
• Why She Is Embarrassing: Jessica’s famous for says things like, “I had a very American upbringing, I feel American, and I don’t speak Spanish. So, to say that I’m a Latin actress, OK, but it’s not fitting; it would be insincere. My grandfather was the only one in our family to go to college. He made a choice not to speak Spanish in the house. He didn’t want his kids to be different.“ On top of all this, she thinks she’s funny. Talk about an identity crisis.