Race Car Driver Helio Castroneves Wins “Dancing With The Stars.” Duh, It’s Science.

Race car driver Helio Castroneves and his partner Julianne Hough have won this season’s “Dancing With The Stars.” He’s the shiniest star of them all!:

The judging is over and the 2007 “Dancing with the Stars” winner is Helio Castroneves and his partner Julianne Hough. The team of Mel B. and Maksim Chmerkovskiy provided stiff competition but in the end, Helio’s rock solid performance won out. They chose the Quickstep for their final dance. The judges gave them a score of 30.

As expected, Marie Osmond and her partner Jonathan Roberts were eliminated within the first 15 minutes. She joked with the judges and said, “I don’t care what you say - I’m a dancer.” They applauded her remark.

Well of course the Latino dude would win over the creepy Doll Lady or anyone who would willingly sleep with Eddie Murphy after Daddy Daycare. We’re built to dance. And drink ourselves into a stupor. It’s science! Anyway,
congrats Helio, you hellion of the dance floor, you.

Dancing with the Stars Winner is Helio Castroneves and Partner Julianne Hough [Bitten and Bound]