Our BFF, reggaetonera Ivy Queen, is showing us her softer side with a new album and book. It ain’t always all about the acrylics and being dogged by sweaty gangsters on the dance floor, you guys:

“The audience will see that I am a normal woman and my favorite pastime is not sailing on a yacht, but being close to my people,” she said. Queen also said she’s writing a book about her life.

“The title is ‘Detrás del Glamour’ (behind glamour), because people see me but don’t know what I’ve been through,” she said.

Oh. Yeah, sorry, we’d rather read about someone on a yacht. Maybe with a lot of champagne served by sexy male models in loincloths. Someone with style, grace and sophistication. And then that someone vomits because champagne + yachts + mescaline = a bad time. Oh, we forgot to mention. There was is also mescaline on this hypothetical yacht. Nevermind.

Ivy Queen launches “Sentimientos (Platinum Edition),” writes book [Daily News]