Round 2 Round Up: On The Shoulders Of Embarrassing Giants Stand The Final Four Most Embarrassing Latinos

The people have spoken and the results are in for round two of the Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational. We are now down to a Fantastic Four of Embarrassingness:

• Alberto Gonzales lambasted J-Lo and Marc Anthony out of the competition
• People en Español is surprisingly more embarrassing to you than getting it in the arse on the world wide web.
• Jessica Alba beat the smug look off Wilmer Valderrama’s face.
• Hugo Chavez’s reign is far more embarrassing than a stripper roadtrip.

It’s up to you, dear readers, to determine who advances to the embarrassing final competition by voting in Round 3. ¡Que viva la vergüenza!