Salma Hayek Joins Entire World In Thanking God For Giving Her Divine Titties
15 November 2007, 5:45 PM. By Carlos Posas
Salma Hayek claims that her enviable chest endowment is a result of prayer, not silicone. Hayek confessed that when she was a teenager she prayed to God to increase the size of her tetas, which apparently were small when she was young. Hayek claims that her schoolmates made fun of her itty bitty titties. She told Terra.com that when she was little she stopped in a church while she was out for a walk with her mom. Hayek “dipped her hands in holy water and said: ‘Please, God, give me big titties. And He did!” And what a beautiful bounty they are. It’s like the miracle of the multiplying fish, except with a multiplying cup size. Jesús de Veracrúz! We’re lighting two extra large candles for La Virgen tonight!
Salma Hayek afirma que sus senos son un milagro [Terra.com]
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those things are HUGE!
It’s like Guanabee is answering my own prayers by posting about Salma. Yum.
yum, chicharron con pelo!
That’s a lot of BS! I have personally gone dancing to Chalma and can claim no tits like that happened to me!!! …. (I say fraude!)
I wonder if she prayed for a particular flavor for the lechita dispensed from those puppies! Maybe a hint of canelita o rompope? I will pray to become her baby for at least one feeding!
I wonder if she prayed for a particular flavor for the lechita dispensed from those puppies! Maybe a hint of canelita o rompope? I will pray to become her baby for at least one feeding!
its not from terra, its from an appearance on david letterman. google it.
It is funny how the editors use three different tags for boobs!
Ay dios mio, it worked!!
http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/7/e/L/1/032605.jpg
Her boobs don’t look fake though. You men can’t tell for shit but we mujeres can and they look pretty real. I don’t get how she got that big unless she’s gained weight.
i wish mines were as nice as hers :(