Salma Hayek Joins Entire World In Thanking God For Giving Her Divine Titties
Salma Hayek claims that her enviable chest endowment is a result of prayer, not silicone. Hayek confessed that when she was a teenager she prayed to God to increase the size of her tetas, which apparently were small when she was young. Hayek claims that her schoolmates made fun of her itty bitty titties. She told Terra.com that when she was little she stopped in a church while she was out for a walk with her mom. Hayek “dipped her hands in holy water and said: ‘Please, God, give me big titties. And He did!” And what a beautiful bounty they are. It’s like the miracle of the multiplying fish, except with a multiplying cup size. Jesús de Veracrúz! We’re lighting two extra large candles for La Virgen tonight!
Salma Hayek afirma que sus senos son un milagro [Terra.com]
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those things are HUGE!
Posted by latinogamer | November 15, 2007
It’s like Guanabee is answering my own prayers by posting about Salma. Yum.
Posted by jose | November 15, 2007
yum, chicharron con pelo!
Posted by dancecontestwinner | November 15, 2007
That’s a lot of BS! I have personally gone dancing to Chalma and can claim no tits like that happened to me!!! …. (I say fraude!)
Posted by Frida | November 15, 2007
I wonder if she prayed for a particular flavor for the lechita dispensed from those puppies! Maybe a hint of canelita o rompope? I will pray to become her baby for at least one feeding!
Posted by boozer | November 16, 2007
I wonder if she prayed for a particular flavor for the lechita dispensed from those puppies! Maybe a hint of canelita o rompope? I will pray to become her baby for at least one feeding!
Posted by boozer | November 16, 2007
its not from terra, its from an appearance on david letterman. google it.
Posted by pinche panchita | November 16, 2007
It is funny how the editors use three different tags for boobs!
Posted by latinogamer | November 16, 2007
Ay dios mio, it worked!!
http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/7/e/L/1/032605.jpg
Posted by pocachica | November 16, 2007
Her boobs don’t look fake though. You men can’t tell for shit but we mujeres can and they look pretty real. I don’t get how she got that big unless she’s gained weight.
Posted by whoa | November 17, 2007
i wish mines were as nice as hers :(
Posted by mare | November 19, 2007