Sensitive Chicagoan Loves Your Junk
5 November 2007, 10:30 AM. By Guanabee Staff
A Chicago reader snapped this, (click to enlarge), at the California Station of the Blue Line on the Chicago El train. (That’s short for elevated train, not Spanglish.) We think we’ve found THE ONE. Call us!
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That’s it! I’ve found my wedding vows!
Seriously. Why can’t more men write poetry like this?
I wish the opposite were true, too.
“Though you may not have an ass,
What you’ve got’s too good to pass.
And though your cheeks are flat as Kansas
Babe, I still would wanna tap ya’s.
Girl, even though your skinny jeans
Sag like J-Lo’s Latin Grammy dreams,
And though its sharp enough to cut lines,
Babe, I’d still make your booty all mine’s.”
*swoon* How romantical…
I love my city!
They say a diet rich in rice and beans make for a bigalisious
buttressed butt. Does anyone know this to be a fact?