





Hi readers! We love you all a whole bunch, in at least seven different positions, and we hope you love us just as much. Prove to us that we’re more than just an ill-advised one-night stand that unfolded in front of a third-party camera by casting your vote for our first ever Most Embarrassing Latino Invitational. Who most deserves to get reamed by public opinion? Jessica “Identity Crisis” Alba or Hugo “Fascist Dictator” Chavez? What about Alberto “Squirmy Politician” Gonzales versus “Media Cliché” People en Español? Speak up! Your moans vote counts.

Madre santa. Esas tetas.
Posted by El Bulto | November 30, 2007
Son las tetas de la deseada Luciana Salazar. La del video porno de ayer.
Posted by Tromelio | November 30, 2007
I’m voting for Rebekah!
Posted by Ella | November 30, 2007
@ Ella: I read the post and thought to myself, “Rebekah should be on the ballot.” Then I saw your awesome comment…glad to know we’re thinking alike.
Posted by Latin_Princess | December 02, 2007
Perez Hilton
Posted by Teresa | December 24, 2007