Sophia Santos: I’m lookin’ At Your Face And I just Wanna Smash It.
13 November 2007, 10:10 AM. By Guanabee Staff
Retired Funny Cide jockey Jose Santos‘ daughter Sophia is being detained for allegedly killing a woman in a drunk driving accident Sunday on Long Island. We aren’t sure she is guilty, but her MySpace page probably isn’t helping. Says her profile quote:
“I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.”
Also, frst on her list of interests is whiskey, but fortunately, she still has supportive friends of the human kind sticking by her side. Like one called half jew:
to the news:
NO ONE IS GOING TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES.
We’d say that is probably a good policy.
Sophia [MySpace]
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Please, that’s a line from the movie Punch Drunk Love. It’s when Adam Sandler’s dimwitted character is about to get it on and that’s his idea of a romantic thing to say.
No one said she was original.
Sophia is a good friend of mine, the media is making her out to be a monster because she made a mistake. And those quotes on her myspace page are from MOVIES.
she made a SELFISH mistake that killed someone…it can’t be taken back and she should spend the rest of her life in jail
I was incarserated with Sophia…i had gotten a DWI and I thank God I didn’t kill anyone but we all make mistakes and some worse than others but she is the kindest and warmest person I ever met and I think everyone is entitled to their opinions but maybe some should just keep them to themselves! I can guarantee one out of every 3 people in the world have gotten behind the wheel after drinking, they just haven’t gotten caught…YET so just keep your ass hole opinions to yourselves hypocrates!!!