Spanish Singer Melendi Arrested For Debaucherous Douchebaggery

Spanish singer Melendi was arrested for disorderly conduct during a flight from Madrid to Mexico:

Apparently, he and his buddies were drinking from their own liquor bottles and acting very belligerent. When they asked for more alcohol, they were turned down and then supposedly Melendi and his pals got aggressive with the flight attendant.

The pilot felt that the safety of the passengers and crew was at stake so he turned the plane around after already being in flight for three hours. They landed back in Spain, where Melendi was detained by the authorities.

Yeah, we have no idea who this person is. But we do know one thing for sure. He has a lip piercing. And people with lip piercings are either fourteen-year-old emo kids with MySpace profiles and a penchant for taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors or the type of guy that dances too closely behind you at parties with his shirt open to the navel shouting stuff like “Get it, son!” Now, should you have a lip piercing and happen to be the exception to these rules (and, seriously, we doubt it), feel free to let us know.

Melendi Acting a Fool on a Flight [Latin Gossip]