Talk show host and only-in-South-Carolina presidential candidate Stephen Colbert loves America. In that way. He wants to hold it tightly to his breast and brush the hair out of its eyes as he silently mouths the lyrics to “Wind Beneath my Wings.” Sometimes, however, Colbert likes to check in on how Not America is doing and keep us posted on what’s going on in places like, say, Argentina, and its new President Cristina Kirchner. Remember her? The one with the uterus? Of course, Colbert couldn’t help but compare Argentina’s once-senator-and-former-First-Lady to our very own Hillary Clinton. Apparently, they both have husbands, jobs and a vagina. Not unlike ex-dictator Jorge Videla.

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