Pocket-size Mexican singer and former telenovela star Thalia is introducing her bundle of joy to the world through Hola magazine. And not by accidentally leaving her in the bait and tackle aisle at Kmart, like our mom did. Baby Sabrina Sakaë Mottola is barely one month and terribly cute, true, but she’s got a heinous middle name. Sakaë sounds like the gayest rice wine that ever was.

Introduing Baby Sabrina Sakaë [Lossip]