The NYPD Does Not Engage In Racial Profiling, According To A Totally Inconclusive Study By The Tooth Fairy

A survey conducted using seven (7) percent of the NYPD police force showed that cops don’t racially profile, they just only happen to stop black and brown-looking people:

A RAND Corp. study acknowledged that 89 percent of the 500,000 people stopped by the NYPD in 2006 were black or Hispanic, but cautioned that the “raw statistics” serve to “distort the magnitude and, at times, the existence of racially biased policing.”

The department has contended that pedestrian stops reflect descriptions provided by crime victims, but the RAND study concluded the percentage of frisks is largely conducted on a race-neutral basis.

All our frisks are also conducted on a race-neutral basis. Consisting of a pool exclusively made up of skinny white boys. Like, a literal pool. Filled with jelly.

‘PROFILING’ STUDY GIVES NY ALL-CLEAR [NY Post]