Turns Out Paulina Rubio Isn’t A Pothead, She Just Dresses Like A Crazy Crackhead

The rumors about Mexican singer Paulina Rubio’s troubles obtaining residency because she’s some kind of stoner are just that… rumors. Bummer. So who ate all the Doritos?:

According to Mexican newspaper El Universal, the press release said the following: “Contrary to what’s being said, Paulina Rubio along with her husband, Nicolás Vallejo-Nágera, are continuing with their everyday lives in the United States and are able to enter and leave the country freely.”

God damn it. Here we’ve got Jesus himself likely getting kicked out, but Paulina and her goat voice can stay. Unfair. But, still, isn’t cool how, even, like, despite all our differences, we’re still, like, connected because, like, there’s only a set number of atoms right? So, like, we’re all made up of the same stuff! Sigh. Taco Bell?

Paulina Rubio’s Legal Situation Cleared Up [People en Español]

Earlier: Paulina Rubio Denied Residency For Reason Other Than Crappy Music