MondayNovember262007

Valentina Pinault Literally Born With Smug Look Of Privilege On Her Face

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What does it feel like to be born a gajillimazillionaire and the daughter of a Hollywood A-Lister? Pretty superior, we’d guess, as witnessed by the face little Valentina Pinault is making in this, her first public photo. It’s sort of a “That’s right, baby. I’m a B-A-L-L-E-R,” and “I have to pass gas” all rolled into one precious smile. Congratulations to mom Salma Hayek and dad Francois-Henri Pinault on their little bundle of joy.

Valentina Pinault: First Picture of Salma Hayek’s Daughter [Just Jared]
Earlier: Salma Hayek Finally Gives Birth To Golden Ticket/Daughter

Comments

Hmmm….she looks more like the spawn of Benicio del Toro than Pepe le pew!

That baby can buy or sell me on a whim. So sad…

VALENTINA IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
VALENTINA IS FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SALMA IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SALMA IS FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

VALENTINA SHOULD OF DIED DURING BIRTH!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I HOPE VALENTINA DIES FROM S.I.D.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SALMA SHOULD OF MISCARRIAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SALMA SHOULD OF DIED FROM GIVING BIRTH!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I HATE SALMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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