Valentina Pinault Literally Born With Smug Look Of Privilege On Her Face

26 November 2007, 5:10 PM. By Guanabee Staff

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What does it feel like to be born a gajillimazillionaire and the daughter of a Hollywood A-Lister? Pretty superior, we’d guess, as witnessed by the face little Valentina Pinault is making in this, her first public photo. It’s sort of a “That’s right, baby. I’m a B-A-L-L-E-R,” and “I have to pass gas” all rolled into one precious smile. Congratulations to mom Salma Hayek and dad Francois-Henri Pinault on their little bundle of joy.

Valentina Pinault: First Picture of Salma Hayek’s Daughter [Just Jared]
Earlier: Salma Hayek Finally Gives Birth To Golden Ticket/Daughter

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   madre wrote

   One year ago

   Hmmm….she looks more like the spawn of Benicio del Toro than Pepe le pew!

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   Churrasco wrote

   One year ago

   That baby can buy or sell me on a whim. So sad…

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   MEANIE wrote

   One year ago

   VALENTINA IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   VALENTINA IS FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   SALMA IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   SALMA IS FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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   JERK wrote

   One year ago

   VALENTINA SHOULD OF DIED DURING BIRTH!!!!!!!
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   I HOPE VALENTINA DIES FROM S.I.D.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   SALMA SHOULD OF MISCARRIAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   SALMA SHOULD OF DIED FROM GIVING BIRTH!!!
   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   I HATE SALMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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