Visit Mexico And You Can Have A License To Partaaaay! But Not To Drive.

Amidst talks of whether or not to give drivers’ license to illegal immigrants in the U.S, Mexico laughs and says, “Whatever bitches. Enjoy taking body shots off unfortunate-looking Midwestern college students. You ain’t driving here:”

All of Mexico’s 31 states, along with Mexico City, require foreigners to present a valid visa if they want a driver’s license, according to a survey of states by The Arizona Republic.

“When it comes to foreigners, we’re a little more strict here,” said Alejandro Ruíz, director of education at the Mexican Automobile Association.

Then, with a twirl of his mustache and a crack of his whip, he was gone.

Driver’s licenses for migrants? Not in Mexico [AZ Central]